I gave Greg a free pass to go out tonight because
I'm awesome like that his friend Stuart is in town for a few days before flying back to England after his "business conference". I say
"business conference" because Stuart always implies entirely too much boozing for any real business to take place. Whatev.
The important thing is that this is Greg's first night out on the town since the boys were born. That's over 3 and a half months of relative celibacy from Lady Liquor. THIS IS A BIG DEAL for Greg. Yes, over the years married life has slowly driven into dormancy that desire to go out and get stinking-heaving-stumbling-drunk, but it's still very much alive.
My only question is
how bad is this going to be? I made him promise that he won't be completely useless to me tomorrow, but who am I kidding. When has he ever not been useless after a night out on the town? Or how about not even useless. I'll take simply NOT disruptive. But I'm not holding my breath on that one either.
No matter how many times I'd tell him before he went out DO NOT WAKE ME UP WHEN YOU GET HOME! He always, always, always did. He can't help it really. Greg is a very lovey drunk. Get him a little tanked up and suddenly he loves everybody. And everything. And he wants to be your friend. And he wants to give you a hug and tell you how fabulous you are. This is one of the many reasons I love him. (I firmly believe that a person's REAL personality comes out of hiding after they've had a few too many. If you're a morose drunk, I know you're an inherently negative person no matter how much sunshine you try to blow up my skirt when you're sober. If you're a mean drunk, chances are good that you have a nasty streak in your everyday life too. If you're a lovey drunk, well, then we can be friends. Anyway...)
So every time he would come home after a boys' night out, he'd crawl into bed, get right in my face with his beer breath, proceed to poke and prod me until I cracked open my eyes in a confused daze, and then I'd get slobbery kisses and adamant, earnest declarations of love and devotion. And he tried to not wake me up, but he just had to tell me how much he truly, truly, TRULY loves me.
Are you listening, Larisa? Don't look at me like that. I just LOOOOVE YOU! I love you sooo much! I just need to squeeze you to show you how much I love you. ::squeeze, squeeze, slobbery kiss, kiss::
Who can be mad after a demonstration like that? Not me.
Maybe that's why I am still awake at 1 a.m. I've already written this night off as one of little to no sleep so might as well catch up on my blog posts.
Ohmygawd! 1 a.m.! I really do need to get to sleep. I will be sure to report back in the morning or afternoon or whenever I'm awoken by screaming babies. Oy.
This is going to be pretty for no one tomorrow.