Greg is soon to be an internet STAR!
Ok, maybe that's a slight exaggeration. But his company is having him take professional photos today so that his smiling face will appear as one of a few friendly, helpful scientists greeting customers as they peruse the company website. That's cool, right!
The best part for me personally is the fact that they have a professional hair stylist and makeup artist to pretty him up for the shoot. That's right - my husband is having his first brush with dragdom today. Awesome. :)
I called him to beg that he not wash it off before he gets home so I can take full advantage in this supreme opportunity to make fun of him tonight. And you know what. He's cool enough to oblige my every whim so he's doing his best to preserve the effects for my benefit. What a champ! I love a man secure enough in his own sexuality that he's willing to sport makeup all day just for me.
***Update***
To be honest, the buildup was way better than the reality. I'm a bit disappointed. I was expecting a full-on theater-type freakshow. No such luck. All they did was even out his skin tone a bit. No blush. No mascara. The slight lip color they applied had already vanished. My revelry was greatly diminished. Damn! And I had such high hopes.
One cool thing though - few people know this, but I actually have been cutting Greg's hair almost exclusively for the last few years. I used to hate doing it. I was terrified of disfiguring him - even momentarily - with my total lack of skill or training in the hair styling department. Greg, of course, could care less. All he cares about is the fact that we don't have to drop $40 on his haircuts every few months. I've done it so often now that its far less painful. Now I just cut great wodges of hair with wild abandon and am done with it. Plus, I get shoe-buying bonus points every time I do it so the benefits far outweigh the drawbacks for me. Well, apparently this lady was really impressed by my handiwork. She only had to straighten out some of his side burns to make him all symmetrical and perfect.
I won't lie. I'm proud of myself. Maybe I'll add that to my resume.
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