To Further Elaborate on the Post Below...

Z Tejas drinks last night:

• watermelon margarita = fabulous
• apple margarita = nothing to write home about
• fusion margarita = flavor-distinction mechanism inebriated; unqualified to pass judgment
  

Sips from other drinks:

• mango margarita = highly enjoyable
• peach margarita = wait, did I taste-test that one?
  

Random hypothesis of the day:

• Grad school leads to low-grade alcoholism. Further research suggested.