Poker Night

We've started a recent tradition in our bi-weekly poker games. There is a bounty placed on the head of the most recent winner. Whoever knocks this person out of the game automatically gets 10 bucks, and the rest of us get to bask in the knowledge that justice still prevails in the world. (Monopoly money, of course, because gambling with real money is illegal, kids.) Lately it hasn't been working though. Lance, who when he first started playing was almost comically bad, has turned into a monster. An all-devouring, bully of a monster. Jeff is not much better to be quite honest. These two evil-doers must be taken down!