Dreaded Boobie Sag...

My husband just sent me this lovely article from BBC news about how jogging irrepairably damages the sensitive breast tissue leading to saggy boob syndrome. My immediate response to this:

1. Are you trying to tell me something???
2. ...hence my $50-60 sports bras...
   
3. Some day I will insist on a breast lift operation. So please prepare our finances accordingly.
   

But I appreciate your concern, babe...