Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Soon To Be Poverty Stricken

After two years of talking about it, we're finally committing! We're getting quotes from local contractors to rip out our ugly ass, trampled carpet and replace it with lovely, luxurious wood floors. The first one came at 7 o'clock this morning. The second will be there at 6 p.m. tonight. Yippee!

The babies, however, are going to be considerably less excited. They've grown fond of sharpening their claws and systemically ripping out fibers along the edges of the carpeting. Just inside our bedroom its practically threadbare from under-the-door protests at being locked out during the nights. At least, the carpets should be nice and loose for removal.

Ha ha, devil kittehs! We've foiled your evil plots once again!



Interesting side note:
The contractor this morning equated the force applied by the spike of a high heel while walking with that of an elephant's. I'm sure all the ladies out there will be happy to know that with each and every step she takes, she's making the same impact as that of the planet's largest land mammal. Lovely.

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